Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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