I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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