"it" just moved
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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