I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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