I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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