dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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