We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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