ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My vagina is officially offended.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
