I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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