i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
What a dumb baby whore.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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