So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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