let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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