Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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