She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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