You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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