We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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