yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
vagina is talking i cant
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
