butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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