Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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