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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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