i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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