I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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