I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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