I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
they're like a gay fantastic four
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
