David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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