marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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