OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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