no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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