I need help removing her.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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