I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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