Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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