Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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