I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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