Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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