She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Sorry my hands just texted you
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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