at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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