problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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