jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I have post one night stand depression
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