if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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