: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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