they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
there is puke in my bra ... again
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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