when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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