My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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