Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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