well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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