I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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