We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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