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the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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