You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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