saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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